I want nothing more than to spend my days lying in the grass, blowing bubbles to avoid the problems in my life.
Ever been told that whenever you felt bad, to remember that you were once the fastest sperm?
How does that work? Am I now an overgrown sperm? No. I’m half an egg too!
Teacher: Write down 3 things you dislike about yourself
Me: *sits there*
Teacher: Ciara, why aren't you writing?
Me: I can't do this. I will take a zero, sorry.
Me: Because I refuse to promote self-hate. Because some people in the world can fill out 20 of these front and back with no blank spaces and this can trigger someone.
Teacher: Ciara, you have to do it or I am sending you to the office.
Me: Okay. *gets up and walks to office*